Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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