Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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