First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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