Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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