it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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