I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Dignity is for republicans.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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