in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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