I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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