Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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