Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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