That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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