dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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