Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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