you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
