do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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