I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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