I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
