She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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