let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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