do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Randomize
