in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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