My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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