Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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