you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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