drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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