so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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