my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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