For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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