My hand turned me down
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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