and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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