Small penises have feelings too.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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