New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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