There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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