(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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