Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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