Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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