Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Randomize