Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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