He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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