he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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