READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
