how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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