remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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