an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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