her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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