I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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