Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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