Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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