My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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