talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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