And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
