So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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