Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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