i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
