Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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