Christians are straight up FREAKS
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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