You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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