He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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