Come see our sink grown plant.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
